GOD LIVES ON LAKE MURRAY

While I can’t be certain, I’m pretty sure God lives on Lake Murray. Not right on the lake; who has that kind of money? No, but close enough that he can get his two stroke in the water and back out before work. And he can get to Food Lion on his way home before the sun goes down, which, if the evening light is just right, is his favorite drive. The kind of drive where God needs his sunglasses but also his headlights. The kind of drive that convinced God he needed to live on Lake Murray.